remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Im part way to drunk.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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