i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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