guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
this will be a night to untag.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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