So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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