chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
So much rum. So many feels.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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