I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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