I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Did we literally take a cab across the street
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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