I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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