We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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