yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
