we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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