wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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