Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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