i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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