She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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