let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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