So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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