I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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