There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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