$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
