he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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