Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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