I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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