Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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