She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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