I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
he just fucked me for my cheese..
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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