Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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