I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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