doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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