what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Randomize
