PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Randomize
