I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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