Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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