I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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