The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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