can we get nightvision for the apartment?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I need water and some morals
God I need to hump something, right now.
Randomize
