He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Randomize
