this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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