She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Randomize
