I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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