why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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