If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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