You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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