Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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