I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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