People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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