The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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