Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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