I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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