my being single is dangerous.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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