I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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